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| ALBERT'S PLACE "Random Facts About Myself" |
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| I was born August 21, 1965 at St. Francis Medical Center in Monroe, Louisiana. I stand 5' 8" tall. I weigh approximately 190 lbs. I got married in 1993. I got divorced in 1997. I own over 500 CD's, 400 vinyl LP's, and over 300 DVD's. My first pet was a small dog named "Precious", who I had for 17 years. I still live in the home I grew up in. Favorite drinks are unsweetened iced tea, coffee, and Pepsi(sometimes with a little "Evan Williams" mixed in for good measure!). I'll eat nearly anything prepared with beef, pork, or chicken, but I'm not a huge fan of seafood. My two favorite TV shows of all-time are "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Soap". I slept with a married woman (an old girlfriend from elementary school days) one time after my divorce. It was her idea. I own a half-manx cat named "Eastwood", which I "inherited" from my uncle. The less clothing I wear, the more comfortable I am. I rarely cook. My middle name is Willis (what you talkin' 'bout?). I was named after my father. I am an only child. I'm a bit of a home body. I've never really cared much for traveling. I had a "non-reversible" vasectomy in 1995. I never even touched a computer in my life before 1999. I have never owned a cell phone. If you must ask, "it's" approximately 6½ inches fully extended. My hair is considered "salt and pepper" in color. I have no tattoos or piercings. I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music. Not a fan of most music recorded after 1990. I can listen to almost any music recorded between 1895-1990. I suffer a bit from acid-reflux. I have a "hidden" page on this site with stills from an explicit "home movie" the ex and I made once. My 1998 Ford Ranger has yet to hit the 26,000 mile mark. I only buy new clothes when my old ones start getting a bit ragged or I can't fit into them anymore. It's been nearly 9 years since I've been "with" a woman. My favorite magazine is "Entertainment Weekly". My favorite actress is Sandra Bullock. My favorite movie is "Caddyshack". I try to be honest and upfront with everyone. I rarely go to movies in a theater. I'm not a sports fan, although I like to shoot billiards from time to time. I don't like hunting or fishing. I hate guns. They make me nervous even if I'm the one holding them. My favorite screen comedian is W.C. Fields. My favorite fiction authors are P.G. Wodehouse, Ed McBain(Evan Hunter), and Stephen King. If I won the "Powerball" lottery, I'd "retire" early. Very early! I still own a working turntable. I worked at Burger King for 16 years. I prefer showers over baths. My favorite coffee blend is Community Dark Roast. I find some "store brand" products to be just as good as the "name brands"... others, not so much. I cut my own hair. I am atheist. [More to come as I think of them] |